Pirate Bartender Captain's Grog

Controls

Mouse on a computer, touch on a phone or tablet. Some games also take the arrow keys or the letter keys, and the game will say so when it starts.

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Pirate Bartender Captain's Grog

Pirate Bartender Captain's Grog puts you below deck with a crate the crew has just hauled up and a captain who wants something better than the usual rum.

Mixing is uncomplicated. Hold to pour, keep an eye on the level climbing in the mug, add whatever else belongs, shake, serve. Sequence counts, so this is a recipe to follow rather than a free pour.

The failures are the memorable part. Get it wrong and you do not simply score low: a shark arrives, or the kraken does, or the sea arrives in your face instead. His expression on tasting it is the only report you will ever get.

Spirits are the whole point of the crate, so take this as a bar game and not a cooking one.

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How to play Pirate Bartender Captain's Grog

Pour, shake, serve, hold on

  • Look at what the captain has asked for.
  • Hold the pour button and watch the level indicator fill the mug.
  • Add the other bottles in the order the order calls for.
  • Shake the mug.
  • Serve it and watch him taste it, and hope nothing comes over the side.

Controls

Click and hold the on-screen pour and shake buttons with the mouse, then click to serve. It takes touch as well.

Tips and strategy

Trust the level indicator over your own counting, because an overfilled mug is as wrong as the wrong bottle and the gauge exists to stop exactly that. Alter one element per attempt, since a single reaction cannot tell you which of three changes mattered. The disasters are worth triggering once on purpose, so an early bad mug is not wasted.

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Developer

Pirate Bartender Captain's Grog is made in house, and this is its home. It is not licensed from anyone else.

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Frequently asked questions

Does the game involve alcohol?

Yes. The premise is mixing spirits into a grog for the captain, and the crew is described as drinking rum.

What happens if the mix is wrong?

Something comes for you: a shark, the kraken, or a wave of seawater in the face.

How is it different from Bartender The Right Mix?

That one is an open sandbox with a points score. This one is order-driven, and the bottles have to go in the right order.

Is it free?

Yes, free in the browser with no account and no payment.

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